Who would your pet vote for…Hillary or Don?

dozer and bart simpson

That’s it.  Enough is enough.  I’ve always voted from the gut.  But what do you do when your gut feels queasy just thinking about the current Presidential candidates?  Easy – leave it to your most loyal four-legged friend.

I mean, I know how important the election is.  But I just can’t in good conscience, vote for either candidate. However, I do know they both own pets.  And no matter how bad of a person someone may be, they always love their pets, right? (I mean…even Dr. Evil loved Mr. Bigglesworth!)  So, who will be better for animals?

Donald says he loves animals, but his two sons are avid trophy hunters.  Well, normally I don’t base decisions on family members, but his family will be helping him run the country, and I just can’t wrap my arms around how anyone can think this is o.k.  He’s out.

trump kids hunting

Hillary also loves animals, and voted many times for positive animal reform.  (And she kind of reminds me of my favorite breed…. the underdog of underdogs…. the pittie mixes.)  There’s no doubt she has some crazy in her – and thats A-o.k. with me!  Especially if it helps defend the ones that can’t defend themselves.

hillary dog

Dozer, my beloved bulldog that passed away, would say, “Dad, go for the crazy.  She will protect us.”  I hope he’s right!

So for now, I’m leaning towards Hillary.  Unless, of course, Donald reaches out and convinces me that he will build a wall around puppy mills, deport dog fighters, and not leave a female dog’s  “right to choose” up to her ignorant owner — but instead, make it mandatory to spay and neuter your pet! (Oh, and get factory farms to pay for it – until they’re out of business!)

Also, go to www.911fosterpets.com to foster a pet and save a life.


  • Seth July 22, 2016 Reply

    HA! You should put this post on Medium.

  • Eric Theis July 22, 2016 Reply

    You should share it. Remember what Julie says…Sharing is caring!

  • Patrick Longano July 22, 2016 Reply

    That was excellent.

  • Tammy Berk July 23, 2016 Reply

    Awesome! Well if Dozer says it, it must be true!

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